S: 34–36" chest | M: 38–40" | L: 42–44" | XL: 46–48" | 2XL: 50–52". Our tees run true to size. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.

Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron over print. Treat it right and it'll outlast your excuses.

Ships via Printify in 3–7 business days after production (usually 2–5 days). Standard delivery adds another 3–7 days. We print everything on demand, just for you — so we don't accept returns or exchanges for change of mind, wrong size ordered, or buyer's remorse. However, if your order arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right. Contact us within 30 days of delivery with a photo of the issue and we'll send a replacement or issue a full refund — your call. No return shipping needed.

Because someone had to say it. Our designs are for people who think it but rarely say it out loud — until now. Wear it like you mean it.