Nothing brings people together like free pizza and the slow erosion of workplace morale.
The Corporate Pizza Tee is a love letter to every mandatory fun event, every "we're a family here" speech, and every slice of lukewarm pepperoni that was supposed to make up for the raise that didn't happen. The satirical photo print on the chest says everything your HR department wishes you wouldn't. Wear it to the office. Wear it to the exit interview. Wear it wherever you need a quiet, knowing laugh.
Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton keeps it comfortable through long days of quiet suffering. Classic crew fit and side seams hold their shape, because this shirt has more integrity than the quarterly all-hands.
Product features
Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton — breathable for all-season wear
Classic crew neckline and fit for easy layering
Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
DTF sleeve print detail with vibrant, film-transferred graphics
Meets EU REACH standards; 2-year EU warranty; made in Honduras
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach or dry clean
Tumble dry low heat
Iron on low heat
Made to order and printed just for you. Allow 3–7 business days for production.
