Shows up. Mostly on time. Completes tasks. Has never once gone above and beyond and has no plans to start.
A badge of honor for the sustainably employed. Gift it to the coworker who gets it, the boss who should get it, or yourself on a Monday morning when the vibe is already decided.
Flexible polyester/spandex blend — structured, all-day fit
Water-repellent finish and breathable laser-cut eyelets
Three-layer high-tech sweatband for superior moisture control
Anti-bacterial seam tape — fresher than the quarterly review
Available in S/M and L/XL
Made-to-order and printed just for you. Allow 3–7 business days for production before shipping.
