You already know what it says. And so does everyone else who looks twice. That's the whole joke — and it lands every time.
The phrase sits center chest in clean, elegant serif type on crisp white cotton. Understated enough to wear anywhere. Obvious enough to make the right people smirk. Wear it to brunch, to the office, or anywhere you want to quietly announce your sense of humor without saying a word.
Why You'll Reach for This One
Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton — breathable all year
Classic crew neckline with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for lasting shape
Side seams for structure and a clean fit
DTF sleeve print detail — subtle flair up close
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low heat
Iron/steam on low heat
Do not bleach or dry clean
Printed on demand just for you. Fulfilled by our print partners — because we’re casual like that.
