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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
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Width, in
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17.48
|
19.02
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20.51
|
22.01
|
24.02
|
26.02
|
27.99
|
30.00
|
32.00
|
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Length, in
|
27.01
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27.99
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29.02
|
30.00
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31.02
|
32.01
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32.99
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34.02
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35.00
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Sleeve length, in
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7.09
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7.48
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7.87
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8.27
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8.66
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9.06
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9.45
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9.84
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10.24
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Lightweight, everyday cotton tee with a dry, wry sense of humor. The soft Next Level fabric feels breathable against skin while the classic crew neckline and straight fit keep the look clean and effortless. The centered, typewriter-style text — “Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else!” — reads like a private joke, the kind that turns an ordinary errand run into a small moment of levity. Wear it on slow weekends, at casual meetups, or layered under a jacket for an offhand, sarcastic statement that feels honest rather than loud. It’s built to hold its shape: side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar maintain a neat silhouette wash after wash. Complies with EU REACH and comes with a two-year EU warranty.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric — breathable and all-season.
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability.
- Ribbed knit collar with seam to maintain neckline elasticity.
- DTF sleeve print application; crafted in Honduras.
- EU REACH compliant with a 2-year EU warranty; adult sizing only.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
EU representative: Chaos Casual LLC, owner@chaoscasual.com, 6688 Nolensville Rd , STE 108 PMB 2262, Brentwood, TN, 37027, US
Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
